A bit of humor to brighten your day (answers below photo)…

1.  What do you get if you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?

2.  Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed?

3.  What happens when frogs park illegally?

4.  Why don’t Californians throw their garbage away?

5.  When spoken, some languages are so obnoxiously ugly…

6.  At first I thought he was walking his dog…

7.  He must have had a magnificent build…

8.  What do you call a country where everyone drives a red car?

9.  What do you call a country where everyone drives a pink car?

10.  What do you call a country where everyone lives in their car?

11.  Why didn’t Groucho Marx enjoy the play?

12.  What did Mark Twain do when one of his enemies died?


1.  Big holes all over Australia!

2.  She couldn’t control her pupils.

3.  They get toad.

4.  They’d rather turn it into reality shows.

5.  …they sound like someone using the sick bag on an airplane.

6.  …then I realized it was his date.

7.  …until his stomach decided on a career of its own.

8.  A red car-nation.

9.  A pink car-nation.

10.  An in-car-nation.

11.  He watched it under adverse circumstances—the curtain was up.

12.  He didn’t attend the funeral, but he sent a nice letter saying he approved of it.

Got any favorite jokes you’d like to share?